Rental guy: Let’s see, you reserved an economy car. Would you like a free upgrade to a Jeep Grand Cherokee?
Me: I don’t think I’d even know how to drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Rental guy: What do you normally drive?
Me: A Honda Civic.
Rental guy: Okay, I’ll see what we have.
[Twenty minutes later]
Rental guy: I’m going to give you the smallest car we have, the Chrysler 300. It’s, uh, more like a Honda Accord.
Friends, the Chrysler 300 is more like a boat. Your grandpa’s big-ass gold boat. But despite this introduction,
Anyway, all of this is to say I’ve been out of town and just now discovered that my guest post (along with many other holiday thoughts from fine guest bloggers) is up on Kaply, Inc. To enjoy my Scrooge-y side, click here.