scrooge drives a chrysler 300
Rental guy: Let’s see, you reserved an economy car. Would you like a free upgrade to a Jeep Grand Cherokee?
Me: I don’t think I’d even know how to drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Rental guy: What do you normally drive?
Me: A Honda Civic.
Rental guy: Okay, I’ll see what we have.
[Twenty minutes later]
Rental guy: I’m going to give you the smallest car we have, the Chrysler 300. It’s, uh, more like a Honda Accord.
Friends, the Chrysler 300 is more like a boat. Your grandpa’s big-ass gold boat. But despite this introduction,
Anyway, all of this is to say I’ve been out of town and just now discovered that my guest post (along with many other holiday thoughts from fine guest bloggers) is up on Kaply, Inc. To enjoy my Scrooge-y side, click here.
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I loved that you released your inner-curmudgeon over at Tracy's! But... didn't Starbucks create xmas? Can I still get my peppermint mochas there?
It's called "The Bayou City," people-- not "Dry Gulch City" or "Alkali Flats With A Side Order Of Shimmering Mirage On The Bare Empty Horizon City."
And no, we don;t ride our horses to work, don't have six-gun nattles in teh streets (much) and as for all those clichés of drinkin' and cussin' too much... well, OK, that part's pretty much on the damned money.
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