|Make mine without the inside part. Or the outside part.|
But my real problem is with the commercial itself, which quotes Taco Bell’s real-life Twitter followers. Their thoughts on the new Tacos Locos, as performed by sincere, enthusiastic voice over actors:
***So, after further research (i.e. searching for taco images for this post), I learned that Taco Bell is sponsoring something called the Doritos Locos Tacos Hometown Tweet-Off. Meaning that the ironic stoners may actually have cared about something: winning a contest. Which defeats my whole point. Whatev. I don’t know what the prize is. I’m going to assume it’s a date with a unicorn.