CATHY: I think so.
CHERYL: Then that means that the Grinch who threatened Whoville in How the Grinch Stole Christmas was also really small, which makes him less scary, don’t you think?
AK: Do we know that they were the same Whos? Maybe there are different sizes of Whos.
CHERYL: If they’re the same species, they can’t come in different sizes. There aren’t different sizes of humans--I mean, within a couple of feet.
AK: What about the Lilliputians?
CHERYL: They weren’t humans, they were Lilliputians. It’s like, there’s only one size of giraffe. There aren’t big giraffes and miniature giraffes.
CATHY: But there should be.
[Reverent pause as all consider the wonderful implications of miniature giraffes.]
CATHY: Okay, what about Tiny Elvis? There’s regular Elvis, and then there’s Tiny Elvis.
CHERYL: You make a good point.