“I want, like, a mint julep right now,” she said.
“I was thinking heroin,” I said.
Meanwhile, Dad asked the train attendant a lot of questions, and befriended the woman next to him, who told him all about her three boyfriends. When the train stopped in York, we were delayed while some guy got escorted out by police, so we had time to gather our luggage. Thank you, rude young man without a ticket!
In the evening we took like one of ten different ghost tours offered around town—apparently York, which has Storybook Land streets lined with brick and Tudor buildings, all drooping charmingly, is the Most Haunted City In The World. Tony, the guy who led our “no gimmicks, no masks” tour, was pretty great. A 12th-generation Yorker, he was low-key, a good storyteller and a glass blower by trade, so he could answer my dad’s 75 questions about the restoration of York Minster’s windows.
The saddest story Tony told was about a little girl who haunted the site of a work house, where many kids were neglected and denied proper burials when they died. Apparently a lot of people have seen her reaching up to them or felt her trying to hold their hands. It made me want to adopt a seven-year-old. Although, if I can barely handle my dad, I don’t know what makes me think I can take on an emotionally scarred orphan.