is yogurt an alkaline food or something?

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[Interior, morning, La Quinta Inn in Fresno, California. Guests help themselves to cereal, coffee and make-your-own waffles. CHERYL walks in, blinking and squinty-eyed, having slept with her contacts in.]

 CLERK [calling from front desk]: Good morning ma'am! How are you?

 CHERYL [blinking, trying to figure out whether a container of cereal is Cocoa Pebbles or granola]: I'm okay, how are you?

 CLERK [running up to CHERYL, nearly touching her arm, speaking intimately]: We have some yogurt.

 CHERYL: Um, okay.

 CLERK: Some people like yogurt. We don't have it out, but I wanted to let you know it's available. 

 CHERYL: Thanks, I'm good, though.

 [Camera pans to a tray full of yogurt, which is TOTALLY ALREADY OUT.]

Comments

Jesi said…
yes:

http://jezebel.com/5988938/we-need-this-dont-tell-me-to-smile-sweatshirt

smile! hahaha!
March 6, 2013 at 11:25 AM
Cheryl said…
Ironically, that shirt makes me smile.
March 6, 2013 at 1:40 PM
Claire said…
Well maybe they just offer the refrigerated, non-expired yogurt to the guests they like. ;)
March 6, 2013 at 3:44 PM
Cheryl said…
I hope it's not the same deal with the milk, because I drank the stuff that was out....
March 6, 2013 at 8:36 PM
Sizzle said…
Kaply swears yogurt cures everything. But probably not herpes.
March 7, 2013 at 8:11 AM
Cheryl said…
Just wait till they start making yogurt in Valtrex-blueberry flavor.
March 7, 2013 at 8:58 AM
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