like a hot pink, swarovski crystal-encrusted candle in the wind

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Isn’t it frustrating when someone you could look to in your shallowest, least empathetic moments—someone you could count on to be so vapid and sluggish and selfish that you felt completely comfortable judging her and sooo the opposite of those things—goes and dies?

Then you’re like, Oh shit, she was a real person. As much as I’m all for laughing at spoiled people, maybe sad things happen when those spoiled people are also kind of dumb and have family issues. I sort of feel like I contributed to the demand side of a really ugly economy.

In other news, Britney and that guy who looked like K-Fed but wasn’t K-Fed have broken up.

Comments

the last noel said…
I visited my mom when this news alert came on. With all of the troubles she'd been experiencing, (like her son dying) my mother offered this reason for her death: She died of a broken heart.
February 9, 2007 at 8:05 AM
Cheryl said…
A broken heart and a lotta drugs. Not a good combination.
February 9, 2007 at 9:19 AM
Sarah Jane said…
Hi, Cheryl. It's Sarah from the old days at CalArts. I'm trying to find a way to send you an email. I don't have a myspace account and can't seem to link to another way to contact you. Let me know if this post works.
February 9, 2007 at 4:03 PM
Cheryl said…
Hey Sarah, great to hear from you! You can email me at meadowbat [at] hotmail [dot] com.
February 9, 2007 at 4:19 PM
Unknown said…


Like this one, I now want to buy a crystal jewelry, Swarovski braceletsliked, but I do not know that a good pick money, you help to the point.
July 27, 2014 at 8:50 PM
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