layin’ down some tracks
The first thing I thought when I put on my headphones and sat down in front of the mic to record one of my stories was, I feel like Ashlee Simpson.
“I feel like I’m on This American Life,” I told Stephanie, because TAL is a spoken word show and I wasn’t doing any singing. Also, it sounded like a smarter reference. Also, I have a sort of sinus-y voice (“I can hear your nose whistling like the wind,” Steph observed upon playback) that could only ever hope to find a home on NPR.
Stephanie had me read various lines over and over in different ways—she’s a good acting coach as well as a person who understands what the Richter-like lines on her sound-engineer software mean. Then she showed me how she could splice everything together to make it sound like I read the story perfectly all the way through.
“Now I can see why Paris Hilton has a music career,” I said. “She only had to hit the right note once during the entire session.”
“Not even that,” Stephanie said. “They have pitch-adjusting equipment too. Like if you listen to
Steph also introduced me the concept of a guide track, a recorded track that musicians sometimes sing along with when performing live, since the venue’s acoustics are often all wonky.
“Remember when Ashlee Simpson messed up on SNL and said they played the wrong track in her ear?” Steph said. “That was a bad lie because everyone heard the full song with all the instrumentation and saw that her lips weren’t moving along with it.”
I think I associate Ashlee with recording studios because she, to a slightly lesser degree than
(On a side note, while I know Fall Out Boy is probably not considered the coolest band by people who designate cool bands, I, like millions of 15-year-old emo boys and girls, think Pete Wentz is a hottie and certainly a cut above Ashlee Simpson. Come on, Pete—do you really want a girl who dyed her hair and got plastic surgery to make herself look less like one of your fans and more like Jessica Simpson?)
Hmm. I didn’t intend this post to be a rant against Ashlee Simpson. That’s how pop culture can hijack you, my friends. What was my point again? Just that for my next live reading, I’m considering lip synching to
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Maybe try a BreatheRight strip next time to cut down on the nose whistling. ;)
Auto-tune is a bit of a revelation and explains why so many performers suck on live awards shows.
A guide track sounds like it's more for someone who doesn't know what notes to hit. Having done karaoke in a couple different places, I have experienced acoustic wonkiness, but having a couple speakers aimed at the stage did the trick. Earpieces for the famous... The guide track strikes me as lame since it allows for no variation in a live performance.
I bet Jenny Lewis doesn't use a guide track. That would crush me.