Today at work, a small cardboard box from Walmart arrived in the mail. Inside was a SOYJOY bar and a SOYJOY brochure promoting SOYJOY’s “Whole Soy. Real Fruit. Longer-Lasting Energy.”
Jamie: There’s something weird about randomly getting food in the mail.
Cheryl: I hate it when foods advertise that they’re made with “real” fruit or “real” cheese or whatever. If the best thing you can say about food is that it’s food, it’s probably not that good.
Jamie: I wonder if it’s made with non-GMO soy.
Cheryl: It doesn’t say it is, so it probably isn’t. What’s GMO?
Jamie: Genetically modified. There’s something bad about genetically modified soybeans, but I can’t remember what right now.
Cheryl: I wonder if it has any recalled peanuts in it.
Jamie: I’m just going to throw it away.
Cheryl: No, don’t! I’ll totally eat it.