1) The scary clown outside my office is now wearing a single fluorescent yellow lace glove on its creepy mannequin hand.
2) Well, this one only qualifies as an update to those who’ve heard me tell the following story (and they are many):
About a month ago, I started noticing a strange noise outside my apartment building: “Waah!” It sounded sort of like a bird—but not quite. It was a short, loud, simple sound, performed at random intervals. Not anguished, just squawky. One day I came home and saw a guy standing on the co
Then, last night, I heard the familiar “Waah!” but this time it was answered by a different voice, also saying “Waah!” The inflection was the same, but the vocal cords clearly belonged to someone else. It carried on for a couple of minutes. An entire conversation composed of one non-word.
I welcome any theories you might have.