what you dream after eating veggie sausage and onions for dinner

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I was traveling for work (seemed like some sort of Central Valley town, somewhere with a lot of strip malls and open space) and, coming out of a meeting, I wandered across the street and into a warehousey-looking store.

It turned out to be a giant thrift store that catered to drag queens, especially drag queens of the slightly tragic, less-than-fabulous variety. They type more likely to wear polyester than sequins. They had to live on the DL in this town, and it showed in their shoulders. I looked around for something to buy, and was repeatedly drawn to quiet, casual clothes. Cotton shirts. Jeans. I thought, Wow, I’m such a dyke.

I befriended the owners, this cool drag-queen couple, and as I was drawn further into the store, it lost its Salvation Army vibe and became more and more magical. There were twinkly Christmas lights. Steamer trunks full of silk slips. Wine and music. One of the owners gave me an apple, and when I bit into it, it was full of chocolate.

Comments

Schrodinger's Kitten said…
That's GOT to be freudian in some way.
October 21, 2006 at 11:29 AM
Cheryl said…
At least the apple part. Freudian or biblical.
October 22, 2006 at 9:59 AM
Anonymous said…
more details, please. at least tell us the town where this wonderful shop is located.
November 8, 2006 at 5:25 PM
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