Wednesday, March 06, 2013

is yogurt an alkaline food or something?

[Interior, morning, La Quinta Inn in Fresno, California. Guests help themselves to cereal, coffee and make-your-own waffles. CHERYL walks in, blinking and squinty-eyed, having slept with her contacts in.]

CLERK [calling from front desk]: Good morning ma'am! How are you?

CHERYL [blinking, trying to figure out whether a container of cereal is Cocoa Pebbles or granola]: I'm okay, how are you?

CLERK [running up to CHERYL, nearly touching her arm, speaking intimately]: We have some yogurt.

CHERYL: Um, okay.

CLERK: Some people like yogurt. We don't have it out, but I wanted to let you know it's available. 

CHERYL: Thanks, I'm good, though.

[Camera pans to a tray full of yogurt, which is TOTALLY ALREADY OUT.]


Jesi said...


smile! hahaha!

Cheryl said...

Ironically, that shirt makes me smile.

Claire said...

Well maybe they just offer the refrigerated, non-expired yogurt to the guests they like. ;)

Cheryl said...

I hope it's not the same deal with the milk, because I drank the stuff that was out....

Sizzle said...

Kaply swears yogurt cures everything. But probably not herpes.

Cheryl said...

Just wait till they start making yogurt in Valtrex-blueberry flavor.